5 things I keep spending my money on that I don't need more of

We all have a weakness for something whether it's shoes, handbags, expensive recording equipment, the list goes on...I have quite a couple myself and each time I exchange my hard earned money for them I get a little happier inside, and then quickly brought back to the cold hard reality that I maybe don't need a 30+ eyewear collection.

Here are the things I can't help but keep spending my money on:

1. Eyewear

But look how pretty and vintage they are! But they make me so good inside!

2. Fashion magazines

I read them once, and then keep in a pretty pile. You never know what I'll need to know what Katy Perry wore on the FABULOUS cover of the September 2012 Elle.

3. Thrift store knick knacks

(photo from J_Jacks1985)

I want them. I want them all.

4. Black eyeliner

I've got every type, all types!

5. $2 DVDs on half.com

Eventually this will be my used DVD collection. Clearly, there's enough time in the world to ever watch all of these more than once in my life to justify spending the $2 + $4 shipping on them.

I know I have a problem, but I don't have to admit it, right?

5 Things That I Like About Las Vegas

Ah! The next entry in my "series" in which I list things I like about the cities I visit. I guess at this point, I'm getting to be well traveled, if by well-traveled you mean remaining only on your own continent.

This time I've been to Las Vegas, Sin City, etc. I was expecting it to be gross, dirty, full of people I wouldn't want to shake hands with, etc. You know what I found? All you need is a little hand sanitizer and Vegas isn't so bad.

 1. How close it is to awesome nature stuff
The first thing that pops in your head when you think of Vegas is all of the gaudy lights and signs and the endless annoying sound of slot machines, but did you know how close by some of the most breathtaking nature views are to the Strip? Red Rock Canyon is only $7 for a beautiful 13 mile scenic drive of some awesome desert views and if you've got a little more cash to burn, for about $250 a person you can take a 45 minute flight to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon and be back before dinner(and they'll pick you up for free at your hotel in Vegas, too! That's some door to door service for you). Don't just take my word for it:

Red Rock Canyon

The Grand Canyon (those little tiny dots on the ledge to the left are people, just for some perspective)

2. All of the ridiculous replicas of famous things throughout the world.

It is so fun to be able to see the "Sphinx," the "Eiffel Tower," AND the "Statue of Liberty" all in one place. I can give props to a place that doesn't try to be real. This place is all about the gimmicky oversize replicas, and I love every bit of it.

It's just like shopping in Venice in the 1500s, except with fake "sun" and an Ann Taylor LOFT.

It's almost as if it's laughing at me, delighting in the fact that I'm not actually in Paris.

3. Palm Trees

They make everything so chic. Just throw a couple of palm trees up around me and it makes me feel like my status has somehow become elevated.

Palm trees give you the unspoken permission to drink unlimited frozen alcoholic drinks, right?

4. The ability to make you feel rich
No one has to know how much you whimper once you check your bank account, but for that delicious hour at brunch, you're suddenly a king, and yes...you would like another mimosa.

Brunch at Terrace Pointe Cafe at the Wynn. Worth every. single. penny.

5. OMG THE SHOPPING

Guys. Did you know that they have the largest amount of shopping in one area in the whole world (I just made that up and have no facts to put behind it. If I'm right, let me know)?! My boyfriend must have been especially excited when he was able to follow me around from Forever 21 to The Gap to H&M to Topshop to Kate Spade.

Just LOOK at this thing. It's HUGE.

SPECIAL BONUS:

What I don't like about Las Vegas (for which I have no pictures of because they were too sad to photograph).

1. Bums dressed up like Elmo with signs asking for beer.

2. Elderly women handing out cards for "live babes."

Vegas is pretty cool with all of that aside. And seriously...take advantage of any free pool your hotel has. Don't ever take pool access for granted.

5 things that I keep meaning to learn

And by learn, I mean teach myself.


1. How to knit
Knitting's popularity ship may have sailed a while ago, but I'm still determined to learn this skill (especially as someone obsessed with scarves and could save a buck or two by making my own). I got "The Joy of Socks" for less than $4 at Barnes & Noble the other day. Once I struggle through it, I'll make a more informed decision if I'm willing to shell out the bucks to take a legit class at once of the many places offering such a course such as Philadelphia's Loop or Rosie's Yarn Cellar.

See, it's a real thing.

2. How to play harmonica
Don't judge me. Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Stevie Wonder, the operator at Community College of Philadelphia...they all played harmonica. I bought one for Halloween many moons ago, so I'm thinking of making some use of it. Basically, I just want to play this and impress everyone:

If John Lennon can teach himself, so can I.

3. How to code
I've been following along with the Learn Ruby the Hard Way series. I think they meant it to be a tongue in cheek title, because I'm under the impression that their way is the "easy way". It's not. Code is hard. All of you computer people must be geniuses. I can't remember all of this stuff to save my life, but I'll keep trying.

The universal symbol for frustration.

4. How to drive
One day.


And when I do, I'll try to incorporate as many green screen backgrounds as possible, like the Hoff.

I'm concerned with how much he pressures the poor girl to get in his car, though.

5. Hot to correctly prepare salmon
I once had to call three people to try to figure out how to cut the skin off. I have no idea how to prepare fish correctly.

It does NOT come off that easy.

So, there you have it.